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Two panel meme.
Top panel: Woman in the front seat of a car screaming at a child in the rear seat. She’s saying “Why can’t you just shutdown?”
Bottom panel: A child screaming “A stop job is running for Session c2 of user … (1:30 / no limit)”
Same, my shutdowns take about about two seconds, although suspend can sometimes take about six seconds (but normally one).
I’m on Gentoo, so it’s probably a leaner install than most.
systemctl poweroff <3