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can’t believe nobody’s mentioned serenityos in the comments yet
Red or Black
freebsd ftw
Way ahead
The correct spelling is DBMS. The picture is accurate though.
Base Data System Management
Still technically means the same thing
i need more weird ones. haiku, nextstep, inferno, oberon, alto exec, os/2 warp, z/360, vms, maclisp, colorforth…
The Haiku one should be the yellow one.
Don’t forget Buddha Linux… Which still pretty much just exists as a concept. Neither real nor not real.
I should make a Schrodinger’s Linux.
Every command you enter has a 50% chance of being ignored, and the output of all commands is hidden and come with a 30s delay, so you never know whether the command was actually executed or not.
@OwOarchist
With bash. All things are possible.
alias cat=schrodinger.sh!/usr/bin/env bash set -euo pipefail if (( RANDOM % 2 )); then echo "meow" else command cat "$@" fi
Zion can only manufacture so many pills.
you can just buy empty capsules and install on them
You could even attach capsules onto capsules and boot the first capsule as a live environment in the second.
i think that may exceed the maximum recommended dosage.
OS/2 Warp!
KolibriOS and MenuetOS are there, but are so tiny we can’t see them at all.
AROS was there, but the kitty mascot refuses every pill
I was green for awhile but after booting windows for the first time in 4 months to use a scanner it started syncing my files with one drive without my permission (I never set this up). I did a hard shutdown and that was it.
I would rather rip out a molar then boot windows on bare hardware again.
One of them has to be inserted rectally, but I’m not going to say which one.
Ohh, and another one it’s your decision.
They all have to be inserted rectally, but the Linux pill vibrates and comes with free lube.
Windows pill you have to pay extra for lube.
No TempleOS? The Lord shall smite you for this wicked heresey.
TempleOS doesn’t have a pill. It’s just bread and wine.
Linux + everything else in Virt Manager
Green Pill
Was green, then windows overwrote my boot drive. Am now fully red.
Been using Windows + Linux for 4 years atp and only 2 times it happened, but now I’m going redpill tbh.
I installed plan 9 yesterday
Red pill please. Only Linux please.
Red pill
Jokes on you
*turns on debloated Redstar OS with latest bsd kernel *Why are all these pills shaped like suppositories
