In the interests of Linux commands generally being short abbreviations, I suggest “pls”.
Try “Bruh”
Bruh shutdown
Or icanhaz
As a Jesse Pinkman fan, I use “bitch”.
bitch poweroffbitch rm -rf /please touch meplease touch my.butt
Life pro tip: good manners make it easier to get what you want
ACTUAL good advice?! Is that even allowed here??
alias thanks="echo 'You are most welcomed'"please shutdown; thanksalias sudo fucking
fucking systemctl restart firewalld.service
fucking shutdown
Reminds me of my favorite command line utility.
Kind stranger; you made my day
The hyper-cynical side of me is sure this is written by someone prepping their next LLM exploit. “How can I get around these security filters that won’t let me include ‘sudo’ in my command injection…?”
I doubt, there isn’t much of a need for additional ways to obfuscate commands.
(base64 -d <<< 'ZWNobyAic3RvcCBydW5uaW5nIHJhbmRvbSBjb21tYW5kcyB5b3UgZmluZCBvbmxpbmUi')This is something I’ve been doing since before AI, so it’s not that… but yeah.
alias srsly="sudo !!"robm@homebox ~$ please su [sudo] password for robm: robm is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.For me, it’s “pwease” because I like that sub relationship.
Just aliased it to “Computer,” so it feels more like Star Trek
will probably continue typing sudo tho
We need more women in tech.
you can always become the woman in tech
Don’t threaten me with a good time
$ man woman No manual entry for woman🤷♂️
please rm -rf /*
Nah. Fuck being polite to computers. It’s an object and I own it. I’ll shoot it the instant it expresses any level of personhood.
I was surprised to find that my distro (CachyOS) already has this alias
