Imagine a classic game remake but in the style of classic movie muppet remakes.
Ok so I spent some time thinking how’d this work. It’d have to be a classic well known game but also not realistically violent like with guns or anything. It would have to have interesting characters and story and typically be cast by humans but still have room for silly creature designs.
So I came up with this, Castlevania III remake with celebrity human star Henry Cavill as Trevor Belmont, given his experience as Geralt in the Witcher TV series. Celebrity human costar Keanu Reeves as Alucard, given his experience as Johnny Silverhand and Shadow the Hedgehog.
Miss Piggy as Sypha Belnades and Fozzie Bear as Grant Danasty. Then the grand reveal of Gonzo as Dracula, with Kermit the Frog as Hector and Rizzo the Rat as Isaac.
Cutscenes would be performed in live action. They should really ham up the deep and dramatic tensions between Keanu Reeves and his father Gonzo. Henry Cavill and Keanu Reeves should play their roles dead serious with Henry Cavill being as crass as an E10+ or Teen rating will let him.
“What if we make it hyperviolent like the parent show but it’s mostly ok for teens because the most brutal one hallucinates Avenue V puppets when he dismembers dozens of people with his bare hands and in stead of blood, glitter sprays everywhere?”
If he works for Disney, then he is thinking about new shows.
Any other job though, this is about his coworkers.
Might be a game developer on his way to a job interview? 🤷🏻
Imagine a classic game remake but in the style of classic movie muppet remakes.
Ok so I spent some time thinking how’d this work. It’d have to be a classic well known game but also not realistically violent like with guns or anything. It would have to have interesting characters and story and typically be cast by humans but still have room for silly creature designs.
So I came up with this, Castlevania III remake with celebrity human star Henry Cavill as Trevor Belmont, given his experience as Geralt in the Witcher TV series. Celebrity human costar Keanu Reeves as Alucard, given his experience as Johnny Silverhand and Shadow the Hedgehog.
Miss Piggy as Sypha Belnades and Fozzie Bear as Grant Danasty. Then the grand reveal of Gonzo as Dracula, with Kermit the Frog as Hector and Rizzo the Rat as Isaac.
Cutscenes would be performed in live action. They should really ham up the deep and dramatic tensions between Keanu Reeves and his father Gonzo. Henry Cavill and Keanu Reeves should play their roles dead serious with Henry Cavill being as crass as an E10+ or Teen rating will let him.
This sounds great! I’d play it.
“Alright hear me out - it’s a remake of Manhunt, but with MUPPETS”
“What if we make it hyperviolent like the parent show but it’s mostly ok for teens because the most brutal one hallucinates Avenue V puppets when he dismembers dozens of people with his bare hands and in stead of blood, glitter sprays everywhere?”
Studio Exec greenlighting Gen V: “SOLD!”
Just found a recording of the last meeting he attended: https://youtu.be/I08EpZU8z8M