i said i was gonna make a post like this so here i am making it.

alt image link (blahaj zone)

now its too late, u cant stop me.
my hunger for likes and people saying “i like your regular posts, stop posting this lemmy-world friendly slop” is immeasurable and if your day is ruined because of that then i am genuinely sorry and i hope you feel better soon.

and now i sit back and know that my super low quality slop post is ramping in copious amounts of likes and shares. and saves too. maybe.

surely this is worth more than making an actually interesting and nuanced post drawn with love and care. surely THIS deserves to be at the top of lemmy world users front page. surely THIS is what the people WANT TO SEE, isn’t it?

come on, step forth, John. step fourth, David. give this post a like cuz u go “yea, thats right, she gets it, noodles ARE good”. go ahead, PETER! do it, give this post a like like ur silly head cant do anything but say “lesbians good”!!!1!!!1 111!!! >;( do it, PETER!!! pull the trigger!!! do it!!! do it now, PETER!!!

are you scared, peter? are you scared of being babied? well you SHOULD BE!!! >;( cuz when i get my hands on u - u are NOT leaving the dinner table until you drank ALL of ur enriched baby formula. i hope you are hungry, cuz thats all you care for on lemmy ANYWAY SO WHO CARES, RIGHT!?!?!?!??

surely the average lemmy user doesn’t care about OC posts cuz like - we are here for the FUNNIES ARENT WE??? we are here for the FUNNIES the BITS the FUNNY REDDIT REPOSTS people keep on reposting cuz they think they got it from somewhere else. these twitter screenshots of unpopular people saying dumb stuff or a chain of comments portraying someone with an unpopular opinion as stupid. cuz of couuuurse the people with onions that dont reflect your own have to be stupid in sooome way, riiiiiiiight? thats the reddit spirit, isn’t it? thats what the lemmy worlders wanna see!!!

i am furious.

anyway, i just had some noodles with some awesome not home-made pesto and now u get to flame me for not making it myself since its “so easy to make”. go on. do it. i’m waiting. write a comment starting with “it actually is easy! […]”

made this with this thing here.

EDIT: added alt image link