• Axolotl@feddit.it
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    24 hours ago

    you being born

    WAIT SO MY MOM HAD AN AFFAIR WITH GOD?!

    being alive

    No need to slap it again in my face TwT

    having food

    He never paid a dime duh

    having a machine to comment this

    I am sure that i have this phone because some chinese kid manufactured this, unless…THE KID IS GOD??
    This is a lot to process…

    • root@lemmy.wtf
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      22 hours ago
      1. no, God ensured the circumstances for your birth

      2. He provided the food, without him, there would be no wheat for the bread you enjoy