Here’s my “black coffee” this morning.
Double infuriating: everytime I tell people that “baristas” and coffee people can’t comprehend the concept of black coffee, I get back talk. Here’s the first coffee I’ve ordered in 10 years because of this persistent problem, guess what, they lived up to the complaint… they can’t formulate the concept of black coffee in their own mind.
I’ll always add “… No creme or milk please” after asking for it black, I know it’s the same thing twice but it twigs a ‘could this guy have a milk allergy’ thought now and again.