Here’s my “black coffee” this morning.
Double infuriating: everytime I tell people that “baristas” and coffee people can’t comprehend the concept of black coffee, I get back talk. Here’s the first coffee I’ve ordered in 10 years because of this persistent problem, guess what, they lived up to the complaint… they can’t formulate the concept of black coffee in their own mind.
Clean your car before whatever is growing in it becomes sentient.
The coffee looks gross, but somehow not the most infuriating part of this image
Y’all ever watch time-lapsed car interior detailing videos? Very satisfying, albeit disgusting.