You must log in or # to comment.
Promises made//promises kept?
Is he going to reverse Willam Henry Harrison himself?
Good, maybe he will croak live
He should remember to keep his coat on. That’s what killed William Henry Harrison
So it will be just a short speech as TACO
Maybe put some concave mirrors in front of him, just to be sure he gets enough sunlight.
Trying to make his hair orange again using fire?
Because everyone knows the quality of a speech is proportional to the length of the speech. 🙄
i haven’t listened to one word from this motherfucker since he got elected again and i’m not starting now
🤞
It’ll be like his campaign speech where he just rambled on incoherently for a while, slow-danced by himself for a half-hour, then maybe ramble on a little more. That’s what makes it so “long.”
Don’t forget the sycophants that have to clap after every sentence.
You mean the paid-to-attend “audience?”
Is there any evidence of this? I mean, he is an unprecedented crook in the office, but he’s also a cult leader.
I mean, the crowds at the Great American State Fair are a pretty good indicator. I’ve seen longer lines at my local Starbucks. The administration had really lofty attendance expectations, and forgot to account for the fact that Russian bots can’t visit the fair.
Paid? Doubt. Promised-to-be-paid more likely.
The Jan 6 promoters can bus in thousands of fellow felons.
On January 5, 2021, the day before the Washington, D.C., protest that led to the January 6 U.S. Capitol attack, Kirk wrote on Twitter that Turning Point Action and Students for Trump were sending more than 80 “buses of patriots to D.C. to fight for this president”.[36][37] A spokesman for Turning Point said that the groups ended up sending seven buses with 350 students.[36][38] In the lead-up to the storming, Kirk said he was “getting 500 emails a minute calling for a civil war”.[39] Publix heiress Julie Fancelli gave Kirk’s organizations $1.25 million to fund the buses to the January 6 event. Kirk also paid $60,000 for Kimberly Guilfoyle to speak at the rally.[40]
At least one of the promoters can’t lol
deleted by creator
Reminds me of the vids where people would clap for Stalin/Hitler for as long as they could until the dictators told them to stop. People were indoctrinated by fear.
Seems like he just rambles in all of his rally speeches. Not that I’ve seen one in its entirety.
Let’s hope he gets a heat stroke, then a real stroke and then dies.
If he does, then we’ll be left with Vance. Then all we’ll have is a boring, run-of-the-mill asshole, rather than an entertaining (to make fun of) asshole.
That insane senility is the only thing holding MAGA together. Without their pedo in chief the current right will crumble.
I am sure you can come up with some creative insults, for that couch-fucker as well.
He’s also going to do it at 9pm which will be ~88°, nowhere near the 100+ he was bragging about. Kinda doubt he’s even going to do it outside (so the temperature won’t even fucking matter).
Dudes a lying asshole.
AI generated dude with the lawn backdrop.
Probably going to have some kind of climatized glass cabin. Taco.
Justification: we are the us. We have the tech. We need to show tech. Need to dominate. Thanks mandami.
I mean they could set up a big AC vent to blow on him from off-stage, and get an awning over the stage.
One teensy little issue.
Probably the only blow job he can get these days.
Bullshit. There’s probably plenty of people who would be happy to lick that little button mushroom. I’m sure Ted Cruz would do it.
I didn’t need to read that >:(
Think about how I feel. I had to picture it in order to write it!
How can you live with yourself now?!
#trumppenisfantasies
Ok but what is that text at the bottom
TIL
Looks like me and mrmisses get to be part of the lucky 10k today.
Is there an xkcd for those who’ve heard of it before, but thought it was so stupid that they completely forgot about it & had to re-learn about it again (& who think it’s even more stupid now, so the cycle is likely to happen again)?
It is pretty stupid and not very funny. The numbers shown in the knowyourmeme site also shows it is not really a widespread thing, so the entry is probably created by the handful of friends which made it up in the first place.
