The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but chickpeas can only humus one.
Here in the south, they’re usually synonymous, sadly.
I don’t look forward to having a black eyed pea on my face
Took me a second to get that. Gross. But also lol
Admittedly a much better joke though. Sorry OP
This is c/DadJokes though…
Maybe Uncle Jokes
Depends who your dad is.
The joke is “what’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?” Answer “I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.”
I’ve heard it as “I’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face”
Oh that’s good too!
I’ve never had a black eyed pea in my mouth?
The Kremlin doesn’t have a video of a black eyed peaing on Trump’s face.
That got a huge eye roll from both my wife and daughter, good job sir
