Oh this one is way too relatable. Like when they send screenshots with usernames redacted and you assume they’re blue, but oh boy you guessed wrong and it turns they’re the ones refusing to pay their share of the rent until the roomie they’re stealing wifi from upgrades the hardware so they get better connectivity in their bedroom and now they’re furious at YOU for not understanding their perspective and saying red seems kinda entitled.

… hello from yesterday’s group chat.