• maria ~@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    23·
    4 months ago

    how about we make cake and then eat it and the have gay sex? I feel that baking is cutie too… may just be me tho.

    oh! can we also drink tea maybe? or coffee if u want - or choccy milk or whatever u wanna? that kinda gives quite the amount of comfies i feel. 🍵

    • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      17·
      4 months ago

      maybe my sex is just a lot more active, but I feel like cake and choccy milk before gay sex leads to bad times.

      I think the solution is to have the gex while the cake is baking. then it becomes lil after sex treat :3

      • maria ~@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
        7·
        4 months ago

        actually yes thats - that feels right. this is the right way to do it.

        butbut… huggies beforehand… otherwise it feels weird… what am i saying, i got no experience, im givin up–

        hey all u peeps who do have experience, make a comment on my parent comment and say if this is good or not. i think it is.

        • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
          4·
          4 months ago

          well that’s the fun, you get to have cutesy fun cake making time with lots of goofs and huggies, and then once cake is made and put in oven to bake, bam the huggies turn to cuddlies turn to uh…fuckies.

          never give up on your dreams!

          • maria ~@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
            3·
            4 months ago

            that is the goal kinda i think…

            ever since the ebil horny has been de-disgustified for me, its all got a new perspective now. or largely so at least.

            maybe some day, but im looking out for making and eating cake more than phuquies rn-

      • maria ~@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
        4·
        4 months ago

        wh---- woah :o umm the spoiler text-------- wowie. wowzers. i know its like… not even the spiciest one, but i - i really liked the last one in the first paragraph >o<

        also, thanks for the safety info! i was wondering if literally melting chocolate would be dangerous… and yea iguess it can be ~

        the way u said these things made it sound like a wellness thing… which is like - such a new vibe… andaybw not what u aimed for, but i find that thought kinda fun so imma keep that-

    • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      4·
      4 months ago

      It’s a good idea, but yeah, gotta go about things in a different order … you want to feel fill in a different way ;-)