ijustlookatpictures@feddit.uk to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoA man walks into a psychic t-shirt shopmessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up190arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareA man walks into a psychic t-shirt shopijustlookatpictures@feddit.uk to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square4fedilinkfile-text
He finds a t-shirt he likes and asks if they have it in “large”. The shop keeper replies, “sorry, we only have a medium”
minus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoI knew that was going to be the punchline before I opened the post.
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 months agoAre you interested in our job opening for a fortune teller? You know where to call
I knew that was going to be the punchline before I opened the post.
Are you interested in our job opening for a fortune teller?
You know where to call