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    Goes back in time

    Fossilizes Lucy

    I finally did it, we damned dirty bastardz!!"

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      The time Musheen whurrs into a kickass blur

      “Itz dun.”, says Kid Rock

      All the sudden, a big fuckin’ man lookin’ lifted kickass truck pulls up. It has 5 sets of platinum truck nuts on the rear bumper. Marco Ruby-Yo is witnessed being lifted from the cab via drone.

      Ruby-Yo lands and does a Naruto run to a nearby couch, which has… You guessed it…

      Fruckin’ JayDee!

      The crowd goes frickin wild and throws flags and bibles or whatever. Who cares.

      Eventually, people get hungry and angry and uncomfortable enough where they have to eat everything that can’t run fast if they want to live.

      The end.