Edit: LOL love the responses. You ain’t wrong…
Edit2: I posted this for giggles and have enjoyed it immensely. Thanks for the “parenting advice” (rolls eyes). My daughter is a shit show, but I wouldn’t trade her in for anything. She has three daughters, one of which is exactly like her and the two others are not. So…
risking self poisoning for assuming dishes are clean when it’s not clean because of improper cleaning, now all the crap gets stuck and mixed in with assumed clean dishes/utensils
I’ve never had that problem with my dishwashers when they were utilised properly.
Hell newer ones even have a sanitizer function if you are worried about hardy bacteria.
If you can’t trust your dishwasher, learn to use it properly, get a new one or wash all your dishes by hand.
These machines are labour saving devices, pre-washing adds labour.