You are now!
Not with that attitude
I didn’t know they were singing about scientology, but it all makes sense now.
four months to deny it?
They had to do some soul searching and experimentation first to be sure.
That’s not what Tom Cruise thinks.
He may have been gay once, but that was the thetans talking, and since he went OT-10000+ clear, he has been above such things.
(In Scientology, being gay is a bad thing, largely because Hubbard wasn’t gay and any divergence from how he was is by definition a bad thing. And like all bad things, it’s caused by the ghosts of dead aliens who were blown up with H-bombs in volcanoes and then made to watch bad films for an eternity.)
THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS BELIEVE
Sounds a bit like the back story for MST3k
