- I am not made out of silly putty.
- I am not female.
- I cannot code.
- I am 120% less flexible than her.
- I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
- I don’t want to.
Apart from 3., I’m in full agreement.
With the delay from transatlantic connections, I could ignore 5
- My back
I am not female.
You’re assuming their gender. Maybe they’re staring at dick all day 😉
I wasn’t going to use it, but I feel like I have to now. 🤓
Back-end developper ?
my neck. my back. my…
… full development stack?
I’d say visibility is kinda poor
Slap an Apple Vision Pro on ya face
field of vision
Well, you can stare at a pussy all day. If you don’t have a pussy, then never mind.
Why never mind? You could stare at a dick instead.
Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.
Use some duct tape
Bigger Plug?
Or tighter anus.
You can never go back.
If I was to ever get myself into that position it’s going to take 3 doctors and a voodoo priest to get me out of it.
Too close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.
An annoying lack of x-ray vision.
That wrist angle looks uncomfortable as all hell.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Being generally as flexible as a dry straw, not owning the cool open-toe tights, missing the ability to see through my own abdomen, and I don’t use Apple products.
About 200 pounds.
What would enable me to work like that, is my question.
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You become that flexible and all you have to pay is insanity? Well I wanna say my 40+ ass would take that deal, but fuck it, not even my early 20s would have a chance.
I think it’s the fact that I can’t see the errors on my vagina.
Sounds like a skill issue to me
Someone chose the wrong bottom surgery smh
A lifetime of sitting still mostly
