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But how do I get a crow friend?
What about a raven?
Sure but then you’ve got to become a beefeater
If you can convince a raven to sit on your shoulder then the sun will set forevermore and the goths will hail you as the ruler of eternal night
That’s so Raven
Based and corvid-pilled.
What about two crows?
If I had two crows, I would probably put out an eye and hang myself in excitement!
That’s accessory to a murder!
Careful, two crows are nice but its a slippery slope. Once you add a third, they’ve gotta perch down your arms and before you know it you’ve got a murder on your hands.
I’ll trade you a garbage goober for them?
