Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

  • Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    I love these false economies that some corporate bean counter thinks saves the company money

    Because you see, whenever I see this trash in a cubicle, I lovingly build my own 8-ply, using more paper and burning company time

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Except when it’s that thin and crappy, some of it’s going to break off no matter how much you use.

      You can use a lot of it to make the company spend more money refilling, sure, but you can’t do a decent wipe with that crap, pun intended, no matter what you do with it.

      • QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Just absolutely demolish the toilet every time you use it.

        Make them suck out that half-a-ply-ass-TP with oil rig equipment.

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        11 months ago

        Gotta do the star fold with the thin stuff, get the grain aligned like plywood to keep it from splitting.

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          11 months ago

          You mean like some sort of asshole origami? Assigami?

          I don’t think I’ve ever wiped my ass with a star. Other than that weird weekend with Ryan Seacrest, of course.

  • Aux@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Capitalism is why you have toilet paper in the first place.

    • LinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.oneOP
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      11 months ago

      True, in a better system, we’d have superior solutions to posterior cleaning than the barbaric, wasteful method of using paper

      Edit: and better autocorrect as well

      *than

      • Aux@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        You can move to North Korea and experience all the glory of a better system today!