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minus-squareqprimed@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 hours agoin-line all your code and avoid the linker :-)
minus-squareHnery@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 hours agoThey played us absolute fools. int main() is the only function ever needed aside from loops, if you can’t implement what you need, then your project is of the devil.
minus-squareSparroHawc@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 hour agoIF and GOTO are the only flow control we need; everything else is for cowards.
minus-squareqprimed@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 hour agospaghetti is delicious for a reason.
in-line all your code and avoid the linker :-)
They played us absolute fools.
int main()is the only function ever needed aside from loops, if you can’t implement what you need, then your project is of the devil.IF and GOTO are the only flow control we need; everything else is for cowards.
spaghetti is delicious for a reason.