“No, you’re dumb. I refuse to elaborate” is my go-to when someone tries to impose their faith onto me now.
If they really insist and I want to lose some time, I tell them I believe Goku is god and make them dismount my argument. Then I use their own points to dismount their god and they usually get pissed because “it’s not the same thing”.
The universe was created when Goku wished for it with the dragon balls. The sole purpose of the universe is to create a champion strong enough to give Goku a decent fight.
Nu-uh. The flying spaghetti monster was created by someone’s wish to the dragon balls. They wished for a being capable of defeating goku in a martial arts tournament but the combat was deemed too dangerous for the universe’s existence so it never happened. Now both exist, aware of each other, and keeping their distance to each other (although having a healthy friendship through mail) so they keep the universe whole.
Whoa whoa, are you Church of Son Goku Rules Sloppy Pasta Drools Kame House Collective of Season 3, Church of Son Goku Rules Sloppy Pasta Drools Kame House Collective of Season 4?
Think long and hard about your answer, my precious sibling in the capsule of love and strength, and/or you pathetic smoking pile of ash!
Mate, I’m half italian, I’m immune to that shitty curse. We’re unable to overcook pasta (but don’t you fucking dare to break spaghetti in front of me or we’ll have a problem).
“No, you’re dumb. I refuse to elaborate” is my go-to when someone tries to impose their faith onto me now.
If they really insist and I want to lose some time, I tell them I believe Goku is god and make them dismount my argument. Then I use their own points to dismount their god and they usually get pissed because “it’s not the same thing”.
Calling a monkey King figure a god isn’t as outlandish as you may think.
Torvalds of Film vibes.
The universe was created when Goku wished for it with the dragon balls. The sole purpose of the universe is to create a champion strong enough to give Goku a decent fight.
Oh my Goku, you are right
Valid, I accept the Church of Dragonballs
May the 'balls surround you, friend, as they surround me!
goku was of course created by the flying spaghetti monster, glory to his noodlyness
Nu-uh. The flying spaghetti monster was created by someone’s wish to the dragon balls. They wished for a being capable of defeating goku in a martial arts tournament but the combat was deemed too dangerous for the universe’s existence so it never happened. Now both exist, aware of each other, and keeping their distance to each other (although having a healthy friendship through mail) so they keep the universe whole.
Schisms already smh
Whoa whoa, are you Church of Son Goku Rules Sloppy Pasta Drools Kame House Collective of Season 3, Church of Son Goku Rules Sloppy Pasta Drools Kame House Collective of Season 4?
Think long and hard about your answer, my precious sibling in the capsule of love and strength, and/or you pathetic smoking pile of ash!
This is heresy of the highest order, may your noodles be overcooked and your sauces watery.
Mate, I’m half italian, I’m immune to that shitty curse. We’re unable to overcook pasta (but don’t you fucking dare to break spaghetti in front of me or we’ll have a problem).
You are wrong, I refuse to elaborate.