Yes hello, I’d like to buy your 2 million dollar business for 10 bucks.
even if it’s the top result
I feel like being the top result is the primary reason you get this spam.
I get these all the time, so I feel your pain.
And then you get the follow-up… “I wanted to make sure you didn’t ignore the last three emails I sent…” blah, blah, blah. Go swallow glass!
SEO services, what scum.
That said, if you need a website redesign, I know a company. (/s)
Haven’t you read all those concerned emails? OP’s web design is great! 😂
I took my phone number off my Google profile and the spam calls dropped off immediately. I do custom work and only locally so I don’t want to cast a wide net.
I wrote my number on a piece of paper and took a picture of it and uploaded that. A low tech captcha.
Yes! Hello, please you are wondering how can you access of wonderful database of kindly line producers for your business sector! Please kindly to contact our emails below for the complete listung with our discounted rates.
Romantically Yours,
笨蛋
Kingfuck Limited, Guangzhou Guangdong
One of them led with “dear” though. Are you sure it’s not just your grandma just trying to help you?
Aye if my granny was Nigerian!
If you have admin portal access to write transport rules, I recommend writing a rule that has the server reply with a 550 5.7.1 Delivery Refused error. Trigger it based on the keyphrases “top of Google search” and “affordable SEO” to start with.
Pffffffffftt I was barely able to make a website without actually accidentally uploading a picture of my balls mate 😂
