Narrator: *It speaks a feline dialect called ‘Mriaer’. It wants to know if you’re its mother.*

  1. It’s me, my son.
  2. Leave.
  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    15 hours ago

    No, but you can tell the cat that, if he’s lonely, he can find a certain widow who is also lonely and would enjoy his company.

    Edit: Apparently, there’s also a mod that lets you adopt this particular cat.