I think Nintendo could’ve saved money by simply selling most of the fanbase black bricks instead. The devices would work equally as often, and fans would still buy them anyway.
Joke’s on them, I’m into holding the moan like a good girl :)
Welp Nintendo,… it’s been fun.
There’s no way that’s real… right?
(Are they talking about Starfox? or Animal Crossing?)
Slight tangent: this is essentially my theory for why they went with those terrible new starfox character designs.
im not sure honestly.
the old designs werent very… umm— how do i put this…
they werent very spicy to begin with, no?
Just wait. Those models will get ripped, and used for some scandalous things. They might even be improved in the process.
It’s not real, no.
I don’t think so. Probably not? It’s nintendo
I wouldn’t be surprised in this timeline.
literally how?
AI jack off detection trained on trillions of hours of Omegle and Chat Rulette.
Facial cues.
Longer than average eye contact / lack of eyes darting around / fixed gaze.
Lip licking.
Arched eyebrows / relaxed facial muscles around the eyes.
Parted lips / relaxed mouth or jaw that is slightly open.
Dilated pupils.
Blushing.
Breathing pace changes.
… How do you think social media apps got to be so good at marketing?
Massive data analysis of all kinds of human biometric data.
Every instagram filter you ever put on your face was realtime measuring and mapping the geometry of your expressions.
is… blushing even a real thing?..
Yes.
But, its … significantly more complicated than just like, an anime character’s face turns red.
Basically, there’s more actual blood flow going on in your face/cheeks… your body is basically doing something like relaxing many parts of your face, getting more blood diverted to it.
Your cheeks, maybe your forehead, other parts of your face, they actually get warmer, hotter, and if your skin is pale enough, it noticeably changes color in apperance, it reddens.
The emotional experience is akin to embarassment, you’re embarassed how attractive you find whatever it is you are looking at, basically.
Sad Lobster Pyschologist Man isn’t 100% full of shit when he says that blush and rougue… was originally used, in at least some cultures at some points in time, to emulate/exaggerate this.
… but this biological effect is by no means confined only to women… guys blush in exactly the same ways.
I mean shit: A guy going through puberty? (Maybe even long after puberty?) Gets an involuntary stiffy when he’s in close proximity to somebody he finds attractive? He’s probably gonna be blushing with his face too.
Like the hypercartoon version of somebody’s jaw dropping literally to the floor, and their tongue rolling out across the floor… its an extreme exaggeration of the mouth/jaw relaxing, your face forming into a kind of minor smile, or just opening even further agape into a mini O-face… that you might not even realize you are doing.
Its where the phrase ‘jaw-dropping’, as a description of the magnitude of someone’s beauty, comes from.
That does sound a lot like a telescreen.
Its worse.
Everyone has one.
In their pocket.
Which is most often GPS enabled.
Failing that, its doing precise geolocation by remembering every single wifi that you ever got near, when you got near it, left its range.
… that you use to send other people dick pics, and do almost all of your communication on.
This timeline really sucks ass, doesn’t it?
It is quite literally worse than I could have possibly imagined, and basically, I don’t have any irl friends any more because I spent the last ~15 years trying to tell people how bad things would/could get if we just kept on chugging the status quo juice.
It is extremely bad.
