As a cis person ITT:
“OH… Ohh! OH!”
takes notes
You do know cis people are allowed sex toys too, right?
Come to think of it, my cock ring hasn’t come up too many times at the weekly D&D with the boys. I’ll wait on the right storyline.
Reverse searched and this is what the mom probably saw:

Small. What an absolute coward
Don’t be shaming people with limited capacity, they can’t help it any more than any of us can help what our bodies are like
From a personal point of view, that looks like more fun than something modelled on a horse cock or whatever
(Roll for plausible deniability) Mom, it’s just a mushroom model. I’m into….biology.
Gives me this vibes

Okay but if true moms did an amazing job with this
vibes
Aaaaand that’s why you mind your own business!
Right? Oh she thought it was shoes? I’m still gonna ask why the fuck she opened someone else’s shit!
Also based on a quick search that is not the worst thing a mother could see (although granted that would depend on the mom, this one seems chill enough)
Ok, you’re going to have to share with the class.
Its “Nova the Breeder” small, soft or soft shaft firm base
Looks like this(the small one) obviously NSFW
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Dildo?
Oversized, somewhere in that space between comically and frighteningly.
Yes
Thanks for reminding me I’ve got a daki on the way. Time to check the mail every hour.








