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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 day ago

why is software engineering so horny

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why is software engineering so horny

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 day ago
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https://shitposter.world/objects/08f75a49-6f20-4806-84e0-7608e9936410

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    2 hours ago

    Zip, unzip it.

  • skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de
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    cherry-pick the tip

    git reset --hard HEAD

    and on and on

  • Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 hours ago

    Oh, I KISS all the time!

    • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Keep It Stupid. Simple!

  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    Linux shell also has… a thing going on.

    touch
    top
    mount
    man
    fsck
    
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      finger

      • hancock@retrolemmy.com
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        7 hours ago

        unzip

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          root

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    13 hours ago

    –force

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      –verbose is for when you want dirty talk

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  • joe@lemmy.today
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    19 hours ago

    Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times

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    Wait till you get into game development. You’ll be doing a lot of parent/child relationship, and killing orphans.

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    you cannot create art if you aren’t horny.

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    23 hours ago

    Software, firmware, and hardware.

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      Today i realized, that firmware is just the between-step of soft and hardware.

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    touch grass

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    haha forking processes and killing children

    wait

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      Daemon spawning mmm

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      19 hours ago

      Remove child from parent using fork

      :)

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    Just wait until you learn about buttplug.io!

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      With cargo mommy integration for all the horny people rusting

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      Vibe coding before it was cool

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        The only good kind of vibe coding*

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    Oh my god I’m sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You’re just so pretty…

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      I dumped my core so fast …

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    It’s all the trans girls and eggs. We tend to show up in software roles a lot, and we tend to be pretty horny.

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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fnWypQz6X2U

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