A meme with the text “f you share this, a goth girl with 5’3, no piercing, no tattoo, and no attitude will visit you in the next 24 hours
“Can i get goth girl, no piercings?” No piercings?! “And hold the tattoos!” Hold the tattoos?! “And hold the attitude!” HOLD THE ATTITUDE?! Hey Jimmy,get me a goth with nuthin”
That’s practically a nun
It’s Morticia Addams, my gateway goth girl.
Edit: oops, she’s like 1.8 meters tall.
That’s average?
The Dinka of South Sudan, likely the tallest people in the world, average just over 180 cm, so I wouldn’t call a 180 cm woman average, no.
Morticia Addams from the Addams Family comics fits the requirements of the post’s hypothetical goth girl save for being estimated as about 5’11/180 cm, much taller than the listed 5’3/160 cm. The comics and Carolyn Jones’s portrayal (dating myself harder than C-14 here) are also where a very young SoleInvictus first realized they have a thing for pale women in elegant dark clothing with eccentric personalities, hence her being my gateway goth girl.
(I can’t believe “none pizza left beef” has a wikipedia page)
Funny thing is, most trad goths will tell ya that to be goth all you gotta do is listen to the music, you don’t have to dress or act any certain way.
In my day most goths would spend the entire night telling you why every single other person in the club was not a real goth.
The funniest one i remember was that only Liebach is true goth music, if you listen to anything else you’re a poser.
