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minus-squaredavel@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days agoSloth Versioning: YYYYMMDDhhmm Wrath Versioning: _new_final_newer_latest_newest
minus-square‹Hexa«Back›@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 days agoUnironically I version my software by a YYYY.MM.DD datestamp of when I built it
minus-squareJolteon@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoGreed versioning: 1.2.3_Patreon Envy versioning: (Competitor version number plus one)
minus-squareNeatNit@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoEnvy versioning is how a lot of smartphones are named. But most of them settled on current year (YY).
minus-squareInfrapink@thebrainbin.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoLust versioning: 69.80085_d1cc Despair versioning: 0.0.0.1
minus-squareI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoComcast Xfinity 10G! Our Wi-Fi is so fast it’ll melt your face! I think they got sued for that since 5G is a real thing and they were implying that 10G is twice as good
minus-squareJolteon@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·17 days agopresumably it’s not a 10 gigabit fiber plan.
Sloth Versioning:
YYYYMMDDhhmmWrath Versioning:
_new_final_newer_latest_newestUnironically I version my software by a YYYY.MM.DD datestamp of when I built it
v1.0.0 final v3 retry fixed (1) (1)Greed versioning:
1.2.3_PatreonEnvy versioning: (Competitor version number plus one)
Envy versioning is how a lot of smartphones are named. But most of them settled on current year (YY).
Lust versioning: 69.80085_d1cc
Despair versioning: 0.0.0.1
Comcast Xfinity 10G! Our Wi-Fi is so fast it’ll melt your face!
I think they got sued for that since 5G is a real thing and they were implying that 10G is twice as good
presumably it’s not a 10 gigabit fiber plan.
TIL: I am wrath