the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoA dishwasher is a machine that turn dirty dishes and a small pod of detergent into dirty wet dishes with a slightly scuffed pod of detergent stuck to the dish it was uselessly ejected uponplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareA dishwasher is a machine that turn dirty dishes and a small pod of detergent into dirty wet dishes with a slightly scuffed pod of detergent stuck to the dish it was uselessly ejected uponplus-squarethe_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months agoYou probably upvoted AI generated content today.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareYou probably upvoted AI generated content today.UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 4 months agoDo AI bots scour the web whenever you make a request, or one and done for the info?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareDo AI bots scour the web whenever you make a request, or one and done for the info?plus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
HiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months agoYou can probably install Linux on the Toy Story 5 tabletmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareYou can probably install Linux on the Toy Story 5 tabletHiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 months agoFood advertisements are incredibly unappealing when you realize its not actually food being shown.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareFood advertisements are incredibly unappealing when you realize its not actually food being shown.plus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 8 months agoThe New Supreme Leader of Iran ... has probably not seen Dune message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareThe New Supreme Leader of Iran ... has probably not seen Dune RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 months agoMarketing's first job is to sell themselves to businesses. Advertising the actual product will never be a number 1 priority of theirs.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareMarketing's first job is to sell themselves to businesses. Advertising the actual product will never be a number 1 priority of theirs.plus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
RockBottom@feddit.org · 9 months agoStarvationplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareStarvationplus-squareRockBottom@feddit.org · 9 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
RockBottom@feddit.org · 10 months agoMeddling & Coupsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareMeddling & Coupsplus-squareRockBottom@feddit.org · 10 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
♠️ Critical Nexus ✊🏿@reddthat.com · 1 year agoThe internet has become one big political pile of shit, most actually chill people, avoid it as a source of escapism.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareThe internet has become one big political pile of shit, most actually chill people, avoid it as a source of escapism.♠️ Critical Nexus ✊🏿@reddthat.com · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
RedBear [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 1 year agoThe US is like that friend you should stop lending money toplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareThe US is like that friend you should stop lending money toplus-squareRedBear [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
fort_burp@feddit.nl · 1 year agoThe people who protest against the Palestinian Genocide would be the same people who protested against the Holocaust.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareThe people who protest against the Palestinian Genocide would be the same people who protested against the Holocaust.plus-squarefort_burp@feddit.nl · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
HiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoThere are almost certainly people learning a second language being accused of AI slop.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareThere are almost certainly people learning a second language being accused of AI slop.plus-squareHiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
HiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoThe nursery rhyme "monkeys jumping on the bed" gives children the impression that you can just call your family doctor who will pick up immediately.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareThe nursery rhyme "monkeys jumping on the bed" gives children the impression that you can just call your family doctor who will pick up immediately.plus-squareHiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agoIt's time vertigo. You're on a train that's hurtling towards death, and you can't stop it, just hope that scientists can find a way to lay more track before you hit the endmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareIt's time vertigo. You're on a train that's hurtling towards death, and you can't stop it, just hope that scientists can find a way to lay more track before you hit the endTheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
[migrated to PieFed]@beehaw.orgEnglish · 1 year agoThe career of garbageman or cleaning lady is generally looked down upon by the common people, yet it is the common people's garbage they are cleaning. The latter should be frowned upon, not the formerplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareThe career of garbageman or cleaning lady is generally looked down upon by the common people, yet it is the common people's garbage they are cleaning. The latter should be frowned upon, not the formerplus-square[migrated to PieFed]@beehaw.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
HiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoWhen asked "are you an honest person?" The only logical answer is yes.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareWhen asked "are you an honest person?" The only logical answer is yes.plus-squareHiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
HiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoSaying "over" on the radio is like the null byte at the end of a string.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSaying "over" on the radio is like the null byte at the end of a string.HiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
snek_boi@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoWhen it comes to big car crashes, first responders might often be the ones turning the radio off. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareWhen it comes to big car crashes, first responders might often be the ones turning the radio off. snek_boi@lemmy.ml · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
HiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoThe Linux version of the "sonic.exe" creepypasta would just be called "sonic"message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareThe Linux version of the "sonic.exe" creepypasta would just be called "sonic"HiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
