200ok@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoThe king of one-linerslemmy.worldimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11imageThe king of one-linerslemmy.world200ok@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoA told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareA told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoI heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareI heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoI always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareI always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoPeter Pan is a terrible boxer. Whenever he throws a punch, it neverlands.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squarePeter Pan is a terrible boxer. Whenever he throws a punch, it neverlands.𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoI learned Morse code and then I couldn't sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareI learned Morse code and then I couldn't sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
voiceoverguy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 3 years agoI can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareI can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.voiceoverguy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoLast night I had sex for one hour and 2 minutes, thank you daylight saving time.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareLast night I had sex for one hour and 2 minutes, thank you daylight saving time.𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
mookulator@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoA Boston sheep walks into a baaamessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareA Boston sheep walks into a baaamookulator@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Candelestine@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoMitch Hedberg - Best Show Ever!plus-squareyoutu.beexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkMitch Hedberg - Best Show Ever!plus-squareyoutu.beCandelestine@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
voiceoverguy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 3 years ago🎭 Welcome to One-Liners! 🤣💬plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-square🎭 Welcome to One-Liners! 🤣💬plus-squarevoiceoverguy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
