Tangentially related, press your tongue as flat as possible against the roof of you mouth to speed up recovery from brain freeze.

It’s more used for darker/dirtier dad jokes.

Or lobby so their private planes are untrackable.

I’m going Blockbuster, just because I’d love to be able to rent new release video games again. Redbox used to scratch that itch, until they stopped carrying them.

Well, you have to answer to make sure that nobody died; otherwise, if you let it go to voicemail, then you just sit and wait to see if a message is left, and then oh shit, they did. Now, I’m going through the 2 fucking minutes it seems to take to get to my voicemail, my heart pounding, oh God, what happened? And then it’s just a robot trying to reach me about my car’s extended insurance.

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