Must be cold, give it a blanket.
An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
Must be cold, give it a blanket.
Sometimes I’m a shitizen of the world.
I use a fine spray bottle for this fight instead. I mist where OP missed.
Real pros shuffle across the carpet to build a static charge and do their system administration by electrical fault injection.
Don’t feel bad, it took a bunch of people a long time to find him.
“Nobody wants to parkour their way through our application obstacle course for (a chance at) a probationary position with shit pay and no benefits that we can yank away at any time because we don’t like the color of tie they wore during our mandatory unpaid off-hours team building event.”
Kind of a long name, do they shorten it to a word or two in daily use or go by the full sentence?
A fellow Ultron user in the wild, #1 hacker and cyber-thief browser on the web. How’s your Adobe Reader?
Great, thank you for your research but do you have any audiophile jazz salt?
Seems like the kind of thing a person does when they understand technology well enough to use it badly but don’t recognize that it’s ineffective against anyone willing to type “enable right click” into their search engine of choice.
How much do you want to bet that they didn’t write the JavaScript for that message and it’s just been copied and edited? Probably even right-clicked to do it, the scalawag.
This ones too cornea even for me.
Are you saying thermite be romance in the air?
Somebody put time and effort into making that. Not much, hopefully, but still more than necessary. They should apologize to the miles of copper and glass transmitting this image across the world for the wasted bandwidth.
This one can stay. Might even get that engraved on the frame so it’s not taking up writable space.
I’m glad I don’t have co-workers who hate me enough to try and inspire me by taking up whiteboard space with quotes like these.
Yeah, just having a little fun in the role of a paranoid admin. My setup isn’t worth mentioning since it fits my threat model (i.e. nobody gives a shit about my network, just don’t be the low hanging fruit) but I’m interested in other replies. Hope you get some useful responses here.
Nice try, attacker trying to get me to do their reconnaissance work for them. I’m on to you.
But only 90% of it because you’re generous like that.