Because we’re living rent free in their heads, they can’t help themselves.

Didn’t thermal goggles already do this? Seems to have an extraordinarily limited use case unless you live in a really big building with lots of routers.

Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?

They’re still in use in Icelandic, it’s just that Iceland has a population of less than half a million people.

Also both of those characters þ (thorn) and ð (eth) roughly correspond to the ‘th’ sound with different strengths.