Phew. I guess ol’ Pete came to his senses after he slept it off, eh?

And then there’s Kennedys and of course, the Bush-Walker-Davis family: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush–Davis–Walker_family_political_line

“And in my game you actually catch the red dot!”

Well, since you’re asking in my opinion…

When the packaging is worth more than the item

“…”

“whoa”

Keep these ladies away from Spaceballs: The Flamethrower ®️

He knows what’s coming and did it anyway. If the next president is a sane one, they’d better give this motherfucker a medal.

“You’ve dropped your last stitch, punk!”

Level up, bro:

“Too bad you had to send Dale to the Shadow Realm, but I guess he had it comin’”

'YOU WILL RELAX, STUDY, OR SLEEP. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.'

Get Chino on the phone!

That is an epic Phone Throne

How does this nerdlinger keep getting laid? 🐄🧥

(Edit: Why is there no leather jacket emoji?! 😤)

Larry Ellison spent millions in an utterly disastrous attempt to fully automate farming and food production, but I guess this would work as a plan B.

Just say GLUCK!

That’s where the little known “goon bag” fee comes in.