Bummer, the collections available depend on your library. Mine was bountiful. At one point I signed up for like 4 different library cards in major cities without ever living there. They might have made it more difficult to do that now.

Not a pirate method, but a library card and the app Libby are great for this.

You are an idot

Just like dating apps, if you want notification of a message or match, you have to get ad notifications daily