You can squeeze shit into a food shape and some sumbitch will eat it that’s for ding dang sure!

“Well doggies, Ain’t that something!”

            ~Jed Clampett~

In this day and age, you can’t take that as anything but a win! Best of luck to your disembarking from the reality’s of life!

I retired at 55 and I highly recommend it. Actually I’m not sure that I’m retired or just quit working. I worked for myself and decided I didn’t want to deal with people anymore so I’ve just stayed home for the last 11 years. Ether way it’s been great!

I blew a seal once when I was much younger. At least that’s what the mechanic said had happened!

There’s three kinds of turds in this world. Mustard, Custard, and you ya big turd!..……run Brucey

I’m on the popcorn patch!

[ See your doctor to see if this prescription is right for you. ]

Not once have I looked into a pothole and found pot! There’s your puzzle.

Have you priced that shit lately! Sonsabitches act like they ain’t making it no mo.

That’s probably handy if their turn signals quit working. At least they can still signal the old fashioned way!

3” razor strap with all our names written on it. My wife had to force me to go to my mother’s funeral!

Couldn’t even use dang as a replacement word. She made my world the hell she was trying to keep me away from.

60 years ago I came home from my first day at grade school afraid to tell my mother my teachers name was Mr Dam because I was sure I would get my mouth washed out with soap. ‘‘Twas rough times back long ago!

The less you know

The less you have to do!