someguy3@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agoA Roman walks into a barmessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1221arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1215arrow-down1message-squareA Roman walks into a barsomeguy3@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
and says “I’d like a martinus”. The bartender asks “Do you mean martini?” The Roman replies “No, just one please.”
minus-squareSonnyVabitch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·edit-21 year agoTwo Germans walk into a bar. One of them says to the bartender “We’d like two martinis.” The bartender asks “Dry?” The German replies “Nein, zwei!”
minus-squareSecretSauces@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·1 year agoI don’t get it…
minus-squareTech With Jake@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year agoIt sounds like “drei” which means 3 in German. “Zwei” is 2 in German.
Two Germans walk into a bar. One of them says to the bartender “We’d like two martinis.”
The bartender asks “Dry?”
The German replies “Nein, zwei!”
I don’t get it…
It sounds like “drei” which means 3 in German. “Zwei” is 2 in German.