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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programming@programming.dev · 5 months ago

Coder wrote a bug so bad security guards wanted a word

www.theregister.com

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Coder wrote a bug so bad security guards wanted a word

www.theregister.com

cm0002@lemmy.world to Programming@programming.dev · 5 months ago
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Working for a startup is supposed to end with getting rich overnight, but not like this
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    the english syntax of this article gave me an aneurysm. was this ai?

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      Yeah I got two or three sentences in and just closed the window.

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      I took a look at the “coder” and said no thanks.

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      Buffalo.

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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-entry_bookkeeping f.t.w.

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      Unabashed plug for GnuCash. It’s FOSS, double-entry, and capable enough for oddball personal finances or business finance, with all the spreadsheet exporting one might need.

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      Related:

      https://news.alvaroduran.com/p/engineers-do-not-get-to-make-startup

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    I’m struggling to understand this story.

    I get the idea. But the way it was written has a “I heard from a guy who did a thing that looked like this…”

    Maybe it’s written that way to protect the privacy/trade secrets. But it also makes it hard to have any takeaways beyond why a dev team approved of pushing code like this to prod with minimal testing.

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    Someone wanted the Milton life.

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      It’s like Superman III

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    That’s a process error, not an individual’s fault. Sounds like not a single person reviewed the code, they just said, “sounds good, deploy!” on a major production system.

    You can be certain that there are tons of other bugs in the system that just have more subtle effects.

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